martes, 17 de abril de 2007

Meet ME

I'm so sick and tired of people giving me their opinions: I haven't even asked them what they may think and I don't care. If I haven't told you anything about me, then why do you have to waste my time talking to me about you. It doesn't make any sense.

On this blog, you're gonna learn everything about me so that you don't have to talk to me anymore, unfortunately I know that you're still gonna talk to me, but at least it's not gonna be about you now, but about me (yes, I'm being self-centered), and you'll give me the chance to explain to you why I think the way I do.

Oh, just for the record: When I say "you" I mean "People I Know".

OK, so, I'll start now: just read the information below...

I am a Freaking SATANIST... You don't like it, but deal with it...!

Yes, I am, but before you start thinking all kinds of crap or even shouting them out loud at your computer just read this:

When people hear the term they think it's a religion that worships Satan, it isn't, I as a satanist only worship myself and I don't believe in any supernatural god ('cause that's junk). So you can consider a satanist as an Atheist Philosopher.

Some of the principles of Satanism are:
  1. Satan isn't for me a "god" or a "thinking being", it's just a symbolic image that helps maintain the balance of the universe. Living as a satanist means living by the rules only looking for your material, emotional and intellectual satisfaction.
  2. Develop your personal skills the most I can.
  3. I treat people like they treat me. If they treat me good I'll be good, If they treat me bad, I'll be a prick.
  4. I must face the consequences of my own actions. I'll only help people who are worth helping, the social parasites must be abandoned and left by themselves.
  5. I'll only kill animals if I'm gonna eat them.
  6. There's nothing supernatural in the universe.
  7. As the satanism is an extremely individualistic philosophy , I must judge people by their good and bad things, not by their raze, nationality, age, etc...

The Nine Declarations of Satanism.
  1. Satan represents pleasure, instead of abstinence!
  2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual dreams!
  3. Satan represents the perfect wisdom, instead of a hypocrite self-deceit!
  4. Satan represents kindness to people who are worth it, instead of squandering love in ingrates!
  5. Satan represents la revenge, instead of offering your other cheek!
  6. Satan represents responsibility for the responsible, instead of concerns for the psychic vampire!
  7. Satan represents the man as another animal, sometimes better, often worse than the four-legged ones, and due to its "divine intellectual and spiritual development" has become the most vicious animal!
  8. Satan represents all of the so called "sins", since they all lead to physical, mental, o emotional satisfaction!
  9. Satan has always been the best friend of the church, since he's kept then in business for so long!


The Earth's Eleven Satanic Rules
  1. Don't give your opinion or advice unless someone asks you to.
  2. Don't talk to other people about your problems unless you're sure they wanna hear about them.
  3. When you're at someone else's habitat, show respect, or even better, don't go there.
  4. If you have guests at home and they get angry, treat them with cruelty and show no mercy.
  5. Don't make sexual passes at someone unless you get the signal.
  6. Don't grab what doesn't belong to you, unless it's a load for its owner and they want to be freed from it.
  7. Recognize the power of magic if you have successfully used it to get your wishes. If you deny the power of magic after using successfully, you will lose everything you've got.
  8. Don't complain about things that are none of your business.
  9. Don't hurt kids.
  10. Don't kill non-humans animals unless they attack you, or you're gonna eat them.
  11. When you walk in an open space don't bother anyone. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don't stop, destroy them.

Some Satanic Sins
  1. STUPIDIY — Number One of the Satanic Sins. The Worst Sin. It's a shame it doesn't hurt. Ignorance is one thing, but our society is growing up in stupidity. It depends on people who agree on everything they're told. The media supports a cultivated stupidity as a position which is acceptable and praiseworthy. We must learn to see through those tricksand we can't afford being dumb.
  2. COCKINESS — Empty attitudes can be irritating and do not apply to Minor Rules of Magic. It's at the same level of stupidity ans it's what keeps money going on. It makes people feel like they're the best, even though they're not.
  3. SOLIPSISM — It can also be dangerous for satanists. Its about projecting your reactions, answers, y sensibilities in someone else who's probably far from feeling them like you. It's making the mistake of waiting for people to treat you with the same consideration, courtesy, and respect that you give to them. They won't do it. Instead of doing such a thing, satanists must try to "Treat everyone as they treat us". It works for most of us and requires a constant supervision not to fall for the illusion that everyone is like you. As it's been said, certain utopias would be nice in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or probably fortunately) We're far from this..
  4. HIPOCRITE SELF-DECEIT — It's among the 9 Satanic Declarations but it deserves to be repeated. Another terrible mistake. We must not worship any holly cow that's introduced to us, even those characters that people want us to represent. The only chance for Self-Deceit to be good would be when it's fun, and you're aware of it. But then, it wouldn't be self-deceit!
  5. CONFORMISM — It's more than obvious from a satanic point of view. It's good to make someone's wishes true, if you get an ultimate benefit. but only dumb keep believing in false gods, allowing an impersonal entity to tell them what to do. The key is to wisely choose a master instead of being convinced by the taste of many.
  6. LACK OF PERSPECTIVE — Again, it may cause a bad time to a satanist. You must not forget who you are ans what you are, and the threat you mean, only by your existence. we're writing history right now, everyday. Always keep in mind the historical and social situation in which you live. That's an important key for Minor and Superior Magic. Watch the parameters and make things fit in a way that they are in the order that you want them to be. This way you'll be different from everybody else —Be conscious that you're working at another level, far off from the rest of the world.
  7. FORGETTING PAST ORTHODOXES — Keep in mind that this is one of the keys to brainwash people in a way they can accept something as "new" and "different", when it's actually something that had already been broadly accepted but it's presented in a new pack. It's hoped that we get surprised and respect the genius of the "creator" and forget the original. This is what makes society a piece of crap.
  8. PRIDE — It's good until it gets to a point where it starts to affect us. The rule of Satanism is "If it works for you, great!" when it stops doing it, your only choice is saying, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish I could fix it," then do it!.
  9. LACK OF AESTHETICS — This is he physic application of the Factor of the Balance. It's important to Minor Magic and must be seeded. It's obvious that almost nobody can make a lot of money that way, Which reaps people's hearts in a society of consumption, but it's a essential satanic tool and it must be used to make the use of magic efficient. It's not what you're supposed to like —It's what you do like. aesthetics is something way too personal, which talks about your nature, but there's also things and structures that are universally considered as nice and pleasurable, which is a fact and cannot be denied.